Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Kids can be misanthropes, too.



(Background: I run a Lego program once a week during the summer. Afterwards, the kids like to come show me what they built before they destroy it.)

Kid 1: Look what I made, Miss Mary! It's an indestructible fortress with---

Kid 2: Look at mine! It's a rocket ship with a laser on the front and...

(Kid 2 proceeds to tell me about his laser rocket while Kid 1 waits for him to finish. Eventually, Kid 2 leaves.)

Kid 1: *world-weary sigh* I hate people. 

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