(Background: I run a Lego program once a week during the summer. Afterwards, the kids like to come show me what they built before they destroy it.)
Kid 1: Look what I made, Miss Mary! It's an indestructible fortress with---
Kid 2: Look at mine! It's a rocket ship with a laser on the front and...
(Kid 2 proceeds to tell me about his laser rocket while Kid 1 waits for him to finish. Eventually, Kid 2 leaves.)
Kid 1: *world-weary sigh* I hate people.